Freakshakes & Funfair-Style Milkshakes

Welcome to the wacky, wild, and wonderfully over-the-top world of freakshakes — where milkshakes get the full funfair makeover! Think of them as milkshakes that ran away with the circus: piled high with toppings, dripping with syrup, and always ready for a photo.

What is a FreakshakeFreakshakes first burst onto the foodie scene in Australia and quickly took over Instagram feeds across the world. A standard freakshake is a milkshake served in a large glass (usually a jar), topped with eye-catching extras like:
  • Whipped cream mountains

  • Whole donuts or brownies

  • Sweet sauces drizzled everywhere

  • Candy canes, biscuits, chocolate bars, popcorn

  • Sprinkles, marshmallows — and even sparklers!

🎠 Funfair Inspiration: What Makes It “Fairground-Style”?

Fairground Treat

Freakshake Topping Idea

Candyfloss

Piled high like a pink cloud

Mini donuts

Skewered and balanced on top

Toffee apples

Skewered and balanced on top

Chocolate bananas

Chopped and layered inside

Marshmallows

Toasted and popped on top

Popcorn

Salted caramel, for crunch

Pick ’n’ mix

Hanging from the rim or skewered

Ridiculously Fun Freakshake Recipes

1. The Candyfloss Cloudshake

Base: Strawberry milkshake (ice cream, milk, strawberry syrup)
Toppings: Whipped cream, candyfloss tower, pink wafers, sprinkles
Extras: Line the rim with pink sugar and edible glitter

2. Donut Dare-Devil

Base: Chocolate & cinnamon milkshake
Toppings: Whipped cream, mini cinnamon donuts, chocolate drizzle
Extras: Biscuit crumbs and a drizzle of caramel

3. Big Top Banana Split Freakshake

Base: Banana, vanilla & chocolate milkshake
Toppings: Whipped cream, chopped banana, crushed nuts, chocolate sauce, maraschino cherry
Extras: Chocolate flakes and a mini cone upside-down on top

4. Toffee Apple Tornado

Base: Apple & caramel milkshake (blend apple juice, vanilla ice cream, and caramel sauce)

Toppings:

  • Whipped cream
  • Toffee sauce drizzle
  • Skewered toffee apple slices
  • Crushed digestive biscuits for crunch

Extras: Rim the glass with caramel and chopped nuts

5. The Ferris Wheel Fizz

Base: Cream soda & vanilla milkshake (blend vanilla ice cream with cream soda for a fizzy lift)

Toppings:

  • Cotton candy (candyfloss) puff
  • Jelly sweets
  • Maraschino cherry
  • Sprinkles

Extras: Use fizzy sherbet around the rim for a poppy texture

6. Peanut Butter Popcorn Shake

Base: Peanut butter & chocolate milkshake (blend peanut butter, chocolate ice cream, and milk)

Toppings:

  • Whipped cream
  • Salted caramel popcorn
  • Mini Reese’s pieces or chopped nuts
  • Chocolate syrup

Extras: Line the inside of the glass with thick peanut butter swirls

7. The Carousel Cake Shake

Base: Birthday cake milkshake (blend funfetti cake slice, vanilla ice cream, and milk)

Toppings:

  • Whipped cream
  • Slice of cake (yes, really!) balanced on top
  • Rainbow sprinkles
  • Icing drizzle

Extras: Dip the rim in white chocolate and roll in confetti sprinkles

8. The Whack-a-Mallow

Base: Toasted marshmallow milkshake (toast marshmallows under the grill and blend with vanilla ice cream and milk)

Toppings:

  • Whipped cream
  • Skewered toasted marshmallows
  • Crushed graham crackers (or digestives)
  • Chocolate drizzle

Extras: A flaming marshmallow torch (supervised!) for dramatic flair

🎪 Tips for Building the Ultimate Freakshake

    • Start with a thick shake: Use more ice cream than milk to make sure it can hold toppings.

  • Decorate the rim: Dip it in melted chocolate or syrup and roll in sprinkles, biscuits, or crushed sweets.
  • Use skewers and straws: Stack solid items like donuts or sweets onto skewers and secure them to the top.
  • Balance is everything: Go wild — but make sure your creation doesn’t tip over!

🍦 Equipment & Products to Consider

  • Mason jars or handled glasses
  • Thick milkshake straws
  • Mini donut makers
  • Electric milkshake blenders
  • Topping kits (sprinkles, syrups, edible glitter)

Final Thoughts
Freakshakes are the milkshake’s wild cousin — a full-blown dessert experience… So grab your favourite fairground treats, fire up the blender, and let your imagination go as wild as the waltzers!

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